owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via feat)

collapsed:

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

it wasnt a mistake

(via jesusinc)

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via cramp)

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via just-your-sweetheart)