nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

(via softsideofthemoon)

"First time sex USUALLY isn’t all that great….Unless you met on tumblr. Then you already know how they like to fuck and how they take their tea."

Wordsmatty (via thatjoygirl)

(via desultoryripple)

2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

(Source: financialshade, via cxr0)

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

(via bastille)